Feb 8th, 2010
My Fantastically Awesome New Thermos
I enjoy a bit of coffee during my workday, so having a container by which I can transport this coffee from home to work is essential. As it happens, 32 fl. oz. is the perfect amount of coffee. As it also happens, 32 fl. oz. is a damned difficult size of a thermos to procure locally. But, the Wal-Mart came through, or so I thought. I discarded the “instructions” immediately, thinking “How difficult is it to do the job of a thermos?” I now imagine that those same instructions carried a disclaimer similar to the following: “Will contain liquid (results vary)”.
In case the picture doesn’t clearly depict it, the thermos is positively weeping coffee. Oh well. I’m just drinking it a little faster today.
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Paper towels and printer paper. That’s about all I’ll buy at Walmart anymore. You can’t screw up paper towels and printer paper. Everything else is crap.
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